A co-worker asked me this morning what I thought was going to happen on “judgment day.” I thought for a few seconds, as I did not want to get into a religious conversation with a Jehovah’s Witness. So I said “I think the line is going to be really long! It will be worse than Disney land rides.”  You also can’t get an express pass to go around everyone. Even if there were an express line, that line will be so long as I’m sure there are millions of “good” people that will qualify for that express pass.

From what I have gathered so far, “God” will be judging us right? He is the only person that can do that right? Yes I know we all judge people. But up there… In Heaven he is the judge and jury right? So there will be one line, one long winding line. I hate lines. I try to avoid them at all costs. Imagine spending days in a line if not years! But let’s just say days for now. Emotions are going to get high, and someone is going to get mad. Chances are it is me and I’ll be mad about all the idiots that are in line. By the time I get to the front of the line he could judge me just on my time in the line, which would be enough to send me elsewhere!

What if we get up there and God had multiple “helpers” like him to help with the processing. You know darn well we all are going to be wondering if we got in the wrong line. Maybe we should be in that line, that guy smiles more often. Then you’ve got to wonder about who your standing behind. What if they are all bad and you get to the head of the line and a bunch of people are all bad and you don’t want to be bunched in with them. You know guilt by association. After all, you just spent years with these people in line to get there.

Can’t I just stay here in my Lazy Boy chair and enjoy the show.